May All Your Days Be This Good
To Clarify: The Annual No Pants Subway Ride in January is a different holiday from hygiene.
If your Cinco de Mayo plans include going out tonight and getting hammered on Coronas; should it all go well as the clock strikes midnight you’ll be well on your way to celebrating tomorrow’s festivities: May 6 is National No Pants Day. #DownWithPants
That after all this joy follows Star Wars Day; plus an upcoming long weekend means May is brimming with red-letter days.
May 4 was Star Wars Day: May The Fourth Be With You All
And of course May 5 is Cinco de Mayo.
May 6 is National No Pants Day!!: #DownWithPants
May 7 is Free Comic Book Day: Yes free comics; they’re just giving em away.
May 8 is Mother’s Day…gotta take care of your Moms.
May is a wild party. And that’s all just the first week.
Observe these wonderful May-Days accordingly!
Sammy Younan is the affable host of My Summer Lair: think NPR’s Fresh Air meets Kevin Smith: interviews & impressions on Pop Culture.
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